simon syndrome

the illusion that one is in a perpetual game of simon says, and as a result, will not obey anyone unless the command is preceded by “simon says”
did you hear about thomas’s accident? i heard he has a case of simon syndrome.
by shatikiliki November 29, 2019
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Simon Syndrome

Simon Syndrome (also known as Lover Syndrome) is when someone avoids you or gives you the cold shoulder due to a significant other, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc. It also implies to people who hang out with their lover and avoid their own friends.
Friend 1: Ugh, ever since Julia got her boyfriend she's been giving me the cold shoulder and not hanging out with me or any of her other friends.

Friend 2: Oh she definitely has *Simon Syndrome*.
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CCR Syndrome

When a band/singer attracts confusion because the lyrics to their songs are so hard to understand.
CCR Syndrome is very common with singers who have very prominent and usual accents. John Fogerty of Creedence Clearwater Revival is notorious for this, hence the name; his strong accent makes some of the lyrics damn near impossible to understand. It's particularly annoying on songs such as "Green River" and "Travelin' Band."
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 21, 2021
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tictac syndrome

A penis that resembles a tictac mint.
Friend: "Why didn't you stay the night with him last night?"
Me: "Oh, he was suffering from major tictac syndrome."
by Beanne January 31, 2016
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dingo syndrome

When you've woken up next to someone you shagged the night before, and they're so awful you'd rather chew your own arm off (like a dingo in a trap) than wake them up to leave.
Mate, they were so ugly I had dingo syndrome the next morning.
by See Through Faded June 27, 2023
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Jimin syndrome

misdirected anger towards someone who is pretty, talented, and kind

i.e. Park Jimin being hated even though he is nothing but selfless and warmhearted
She has been experiencing effects of Jimin syndrome since she moved from a co-ed school to an all-girls school.
by jiminspromise October 10, 2023
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Second Season Syndrome

Second Season Syndrome comes the week or few days before the playoffs (also known as second season) in major sports, especially when the media coverage starts to become more prominent. It's when fans get so excited and over anxious and start to go a little crazy, and can't wait till game day. It is something only true sports fans experience, as they are extremely loyal fans to their favorite sports teams.
It's Thursday and Second Season Syndrome is starting to kick in.
by Shley Diddy January 13, 2011
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