Carly Syndrome

The willingness to do fuck all, no aspiration to work and rely solely on others.

Wow what a day, I’ve done fuck all and yet I’m so tired…I must have ‘Carly Syndrome’

by SluzzCentral October 12, 2025

Coffee button syndrome

When your poop hurts because you are 11 and drank 3 cups of coffee on vacation

Luke, you have coffee button syndrome if I've ever seen it

by B_witched9 October 13, 2025

Salesforce Syndrome

a condition where large swaths of visitors from outside of town become instantly incapable of using critical thinking skills, particularly in public spaces.

That woman standing right in the middle of the sidewalk looking at google maps got salesforce syndrome, like get tf out of the way

by 0xknny October 15, 2025

Short Bus Syndrome

The condition in which only the stupidest of all idiots has

DeShawn: Aye yo, why that little kid keep saying "6-7, 6-7?"

Jethro: Man, don't worry about him, everyone on the block knows he's got Short Bus Syndrome

by DaddyLongDick420 October 16, 2025

Bull Dog Syndrome

Someone looks like a bull dog

Person 1: what is wrong with that chick

Person 2: she has bull dog syndrome

by Trumpisdaddy20242020 October 18, 2025

Stockholm syndrome

Stockholm syndrome refers to a psychological phenomenon where hostages develop positive feelings, such as sympathy and affection, toward their captors. This occurs as a coping mechanism, a form of self-preservation where the captive may come to identify with and even defend their captor. The term originated from a 1973 bank robbery in Stockholm, Sweden.

After being held captive for weeks, the hostages developed Stockholm syndrome, even defending their captors during the trial.

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

screen time—self esteem syndrome

The phenomenon where you have low self-esteem due to screen time limits imposed by your parents, usually if your screen time limits imposed by parents are the strictest amongst all your classmates

With this screen time—self esteem syndrome, I worry if my classmates still continue to chat with me on WhatsApp even when my mom has said, "Get off your phone."

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025