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Cock Stock

The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.
Johnny banged a supermodel last night at the Victoria's secret Christmas party! His cock stock is through the roof!
by Henzlee January 20, 2014
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clobber-cock knockers

A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.
I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.
by grugligent November 9, 2022
mugGet the clobber-cock knockersmug.

cock

"oooh why is your cock out"
by googledocsucker November 20, 2019
mugGet the cockmug.

cock worthy

an inanimate object that is so hot you can dick it down
"DAYUM!! this tha new beamer? that shit is definitely cock worthy."
by anonymous August 5, 2022
mugGet the cock worthymug.

cock yoink

man, i love cock yoink! he is my favorite character.
by 23_characters_very_cool September 11, 2021
mugGet the cock yoinkmug.

taint cock

It is a retarded chicken that was meant to be named tank top
The autistic cow said taint cock was his best friend.
mugGet the taint cockmug.

cock on cock

The best night club with weekly cock fights! Owned by Lean Daddy.
by Cockboii March 20, 2017
mugGet the cock on cockmug.

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