inflatable head syndrome

A disease in humans that causes the victim to believe that everything they say or do is ultimately correct.

Symptoms may include arrogance, aggressive behavior, self imposing of deity-like traits, and in some rare cases, jaundice. More case studies reveal that IHS can be linked to anxiety, eating disorders, and other mental health disorders that are similar to ADHD.

Person 1: I've come to ignore President Trump's bravado, mostly because of my belief that he has inflatable head syndrome.
Person 2: Well maybe you have it too!

by robthesaxplayer November 17, 2018

Sanafer syndrome

Sanafer syndrome (aka Ali Ketaminosis) is a cruicially rare disorder that occurs in 1/26 billion children. Symptoms include leaving the house 20-6,529 minutes late, being percieved as a zionist jew scum, getting dicked on in brawlhalla, and having tourrettes-like ticks that cause the subject spasms making them repeat phrases like: “Maaan, shiiit, fuuuck, and most commonly, what time is iiit.”

Example

Doctor: “I’m really sorry Maam. The tests conclude that your son… *feels so bad he starts jerking off*
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME😖😖😖”

Mom: “NOO! NO! NO NO NO NO NOOOO! IT CAN’T BE. WE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!! WHY GOD. WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!😭😭😭”

Doctor: “I’m truly sorry maam. It’s not your fault. It may not be too late however. It is possible that this whole conundrum may be avoided! By keeping your son away from Buzz, never allowing him to cross the threshold of 20%, and keep him off the solpadine, perhaps your son might be saved!”

Mom: “OMGGGGGGG OH EM JEEEEE!!!!!! Is there any way I can thank you for this?!”

Old Wrinkle Balls Doctor:” …”

by BigDaddyPlantation October 25, 2023

BTSX Syndrome

BTSX is an abbreviation of "Back To Saturn X", which a series of map pack (or WADs) for the video game Doom 2, it's often praised for it's beautiful architecture and visual for a map pack build in a 1994 game engine, but it's also sometimes criticised that the maps are so consistently well done that it felt repetitive.

the phrase can be used to describe a game level or a series of things that's so consistently perfect, it's repetitive and unintuitive.

This game's level had gotten BTSX Syndrome, it's good but ultimately boring.

by FAI1025 February 22, 2024

Britonous Syndrome

The syndrome in which lacks an attention span lasting longer than 30 seconds

“Yeah it’s crazy how some people are...are you even listening?”

“Now why would I do that, I’ve got Britonous Syndrome...”

by numbnut March 10, 2019

hurt puppy syndrome

One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.

Jimmy played the hurt puppy syndrome card to win the attentions of the girl next door.

by Jiggle lo April 15, 2015

brown girl syndrome

A brown ( Indian / Pakistani / Bangladeshi) origin or decent girl on a dating site looking for marriage. The girl will start chatting and then make it known that she has marriage in her mind or will unmatch when the guy states her isn't on the site to look for a bride This is very typical of girls of South Asian descent.

The tinder match turned out to suffer from Brown Girl Syndrome

by TheBrownGuyAnon December 30, 2022

Shonen protagonist syndrome

1.when the main character of a shonen anime literally NEVER has any living family
2.when a shonen anime protagonist acts overly innocent, forgiving, and sympathetic to the point where it's just annoying and stupid

1.we're shonen protagonists. Of course our entire family is dead from shonen protagonist syndrome.

2.stop it with your shonen protagonist syndrome! Why do those monsters deserve to be forgiven?

by yuukimuchuchuro101 September 6, 2024