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i'm an absolute nymphomaniac i cannot be tamed and if you're reading this you probably are too, so you're welcome for this. i'm a retired smutty wattpad fanfic writer and this is based off of many true stories btw, i am a very regular sex haver !! enjoy. <3

pt 1 btw because it was wayyy over the character limit...
sex story pt 1!

'shit, shit, shit' i whispered under my breath, texting my bf i was gonna be a little late picking him up. it was 2pm and i'd overslept. my dad was driving me to get him that day and he was going to work afterwards so we would have the whole night alone. i hurry and brush my teeth, eat a snack, take my medicine, get some water and then finally put on one of my man's favorite pair of panties and one of his favorite bras – little dark blue panties with white stars, a lacy waistband and a little pink bow from victoria's secret and a black flowery bralette from pink, and i top it off with some extra perfume, around my ankles, on my inner thighs, on the sides of my neck and my midsection between my pantyline and the band of my bra.

i get into the car while i let my imagination go wild absolutely on the way to get him while staring out the car window.

i get there, come in and i see him wearing my favorite grey shirt that fits his body perfectly. his hair looks so soft and fluffy today- and my pupils immediately dilate when i see him look back at me smiling and immediately pause the video game he was playing.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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sex

what urban dictionary definers (edgy 13 year olds) overuse as innappropriate slang
"hey dude i was wondering should we look at the definition of cheese"

"if you will lmao, read it out"

"Cheese is when you proceed to do sex with a-"

"nevermind"
by RF5C January 15, 2025
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common sex

Using common sense to make decisions while having sexual intercourse.
Tom and Lisa really struggled to agree on positions in the bedroom because they had no common sex.
by Wanda Moore April 19, 2018
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sex story

stories horny af ppl read. bitch- i bet ur like 11 or 25 with no life. go touch some fucking grass
'i love me some sex story'
'bitch js get a prostitute'
by yeWONaHEN April 24, 2024
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sexing

A lot of these other definitions are wrong, so here's the actual definition.

(v.) The process by which the sex of a sexually dimorphic animal is determined. This is commonly done biologists and agricultural workers.
Bob: Are you done sexing those animals like I told you to?
Jeff: Yep! It was a bit difficult getting my dick inside that duck, but-
Bob: WHAT THE ACTUAL FU- Sexing means to determine whether the animal is male or female! Are you even a real scientist?!
Jeff (thinking): Ack! He's on to me!
(Jeff then runs away)
by PersonWhoExists50306 March 14, 2021
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coatroom sex

When she takes off your pants....and Jacket..
Me and my ex had to pull some coatroom sex the other night
by Apha Kinnewon December 30, 2023
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ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION

PENNSYLVANIA AIR STRIP ...LOCATION
NON PENETRABLE

FLIGHT 93 PERPETUITY

AGAINST ELDER ABUSE ...EXAGGERATION ABUSE

...FEIGN ABUSE
...WHISTLEBLOWER TOP SECRET INSTALLATION...and SCUM WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM
HYGIENE EQUIPMENT THEFT ABUSE PROTECTION

NOTHING LIKE SHIT

RELIGIUOUS RATIONALIZATION that shows the fact....

STICK THE LANDING SEXUALLY.
Due to HA HA HA there will be a change of climate of an ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION on the PENNSYLVANIA AIR STRIP.

The DEDICATION TO SHANKSVILLE ON THE PENNSYLVANIA AIR STRIP THE MAGA PEOPLE will make this TRUMP CARD POSSIBLE.

THE biggest fact that the vast grand majority engage in ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION by interference with the SO CALLED GAY BASHERS are as just expected arriving in a DIGESTIVE LOGICAL FASHION even though nature seems to want to disagree and some of the NATURE in itself EMPATHIZE about the PROCREATIVITY IMPOSSIBILITY...

IT'S when this fact is so endemic that the ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION shows there is an ABORTED behavior that makes no sense to this main fact and that is the practice of ALIMENTARY SEX is done by the VAST MAJORITY OF THE HUMAN RACE in fact FARTING LIVES MATTER.

IT is when the determination of a SEX PARTNER is done by the BABIES AND CHILDREN as this is ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION put into practice by the WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM which is spelled out ON THE MONEY.
by FAG PARENT FAG AWOL September 3, 2022
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