Tia: I made sex and apparently everytime there is cum on me.
her mum: oh, they cum on you everyday dont worry.
Tia: is it normal for girls to get cum?
her mum: it is normal. just like how your father fucked me before we had you.

by LeaIsCool July 10, 2022

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Skip-me

The polar opposite of a pick-me.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.

"happy birthday pookie <33 Here's ur gift. Hope u like it"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"

"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"

by catastrophecreatorJENI-TALIA🗿 July 20, 2024

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Rules for thee but not for me

Someone imposing rules on others while consciously breaking them themselves, like telling someone to stop doing something mean to them while doing the same mean thing to many others seconds ago.

A and B: *Pushes C*

C: *Pushes in self-defense*

A: "Stop pushing you stupid son of a bitch!"

B: "Yeah! Moron!"

C: "You were LITERALLY pushing me seconds ago!"

A: "It's cuz you're lower leveled than us!"

B: "Haha n00b!"

C: "Rules for thee but not for me."

(Based on a real interaction with a couple of people in a game. Words said here don't completely match with what was said in the game.)

by Silicosis9324 May 12, 2024

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