cock bastard

herb meaning stupid, retarted etc.

You're a cock bastard mad stupid.

by flakis January 17, 2009

Cock Trot

The dragging of the male genitals on concrete.

"That homeless mans dick has got to be un functional after that cock trot"

by Usedwetsock October 16, 2021

Cock

Your penis

Why did Abraham Lincoln just suck my cock?

by Savagw212007 February 7, 2018

Rock out with your cock out

To do something awesome and let everyone know how badass you are

All right fuckknuckle, time to rock out with your cock out.

by grunt63a April 15, 2024

Cock dock

Vagina

Cletus: im bout to destroy her cock dock tonight!
Cooter: watch out Dad I think my sister might have rabies.

by Slippy_Boi October 21, 2017

Nanika's cock

Largest cock ever created by god the most perfect meat ever bestowed upon this world no other man or any form of surgery can recreate it

Lesbians:Cancel Nanika's cock on Twitter as it is homophobic and lesbophobic.

by angrytwitterlesbian April 23, 2021

Cock Interception

1. Noun. In social situations the act of being unable to talk to a person with whom a man has sensual or romantic interests due to being prevented by a 3rd party whom has the same interests in said man whom does not reciprocate.

2. Verb. The action of preventing a man from speaking to a person of sexual interest to said man by either a gay man, straight woman, or bisexual of the same. Thus prevnting him from speaking to his said person of interest because you have effectively "intercepted" his cock.

"Did you get a chance to tall to Janet last night?"
"No man Suzie kept hitting on me all night, so I wasn't able to""are you into Suzie? ""No man I was just being nice""Mad cock interception bro. That sucks"

by tboy1011 March 10, 2015