Cock Holiday

The day before christmas, a group of men stand over you and jerk their willies off onto you. The phenomenon makes a mistle toe that you get on both knees to get under.

Ruben : Cock Holiday is my favorite holiday
Chris : you fucking fag

by RicardoMandingo December 23, 2020

cock

a dick or a chicken

"oooh why is your cock out"

by googledocsucker November 20, 2019

cock

what i put in your mom every sunday morning

i put my cock in your mom every sunday morning

by cxshus March 26, 2022

taint cock

It is a retarded chicken that was meant to be named tank top

The autistic cow said taint cock was his best friend.

by Handle can't be black or Mexic May 30, 2017

cock toggle

The act of following a male around because you have intrest in sleeping with them, tend to be done in large crowds.

Becky:See that guy over there hes off limits, ive got him cock toggled.
Trish:You got it!

by Iamstevetitpig June 17, 2018

Cock dog

When you put hot dog condiments on a cock then you suck the condiments off

My girlfriend gave me a cock dog. I came all over her face

by ramilthedeal@snipergangkodak December 1, 2016

Cock Tonsils

A hyper-annoying or contemptible person; esp. one who continuously offers unsolicited advice, tries to involve themselves in other people's business, or just doesn't know when to shut up.

"Dude, my guidance counselor is being a major cock tonsils lately."

by the Chame-Loc'ster March 26, 2024