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monkey balls

A glazed baked dough creation. Created by making dough into ball shaped peices, slathering them in a cinnimony sugary, syrupy, mixture and then placing them all in a single pan to cook. Resulting in a pull apartable delight.

ORIGIN: 7th grade home-ec class (actual name is monkey bread)
Daaamn, Bob Belliveau from Easton who wrote this description using a bunch of made up descriptive words because youre a master english wordsmith, that monkey balls recipe from easton junior high school in massachussetts is still the best, man.
by smokeabonethug August 23, 2014
mugGet the monkey ballsmug.

Balls

by Your momther January 23, 2022
mugGet the Ballsmug.

hog and ball torture

OH GOD I LOVE GETTING HOG AND BALL TORTURED, DON'T YOU?!?
by Gacthaurshaaftxtt August 9, 2024
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tally ball

tally hall but you add a line below the h
you: i have a really big tally ball
other person: how tf did you sneak into area 51
by Jwarren123 April 30, 2022
mugGet the tally ballmug.

Nate's Pink Ball

Code For Having Hardcore Clown Sex in the snow
David: hey man, did you seen Donna and Jay playing with "Nate's pink ball"?

James: damn, they into some weird shit
mugGet the Nate's Pink Ballmug.

No balls

Use 1:
An extreme dare from one male to another. If you are a man and someone no balls dares you on something, you must follow it.

Use 2:
Something to yell at random people (usually girls for the ironny).
Also See:
deez nuts
Ex. 1:
Location: on a skyscraper

George: "I dare you to jump off the building"
Bob: "NO BALLS!!!"
George: "Fine I'll do it."
George: "aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh"
Bob: "lol"
Ex. 2:
Location: anywhere
Tom walks up to a random girl

Tom: "NO BALLS!!!!"
Girl: "wtf???"
Then tom fan away.
by xXmlglifeXx March 20, 2016
mugGet the No ballsmug.

blood balls

when you accidentally nick your balls with the razor.
(him) “BABE, I JUST GAVE MYSELF BLOOD BALLS”
(her) “no sex tonight.”
by blueballs. August 15, 2022
mugGet the blood ballsmug.

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