Spider-Cock

The-Spider cock is a extremely infectious disease that occurs during a blowjob or masturbation when the victim tugs a little to hard on the tip of their dick. Because of this they rip the top/tip of their dick off to reveal a metallic colored humanoid spider hiding in a hollow meaty blood tube inside of their dick which it has eaten out over time, and along the inside of your shaft are the spider-cock’s baby eggs growing about to burst! Once spider-cock realizes that it has been revealed it quickly climbs to the top of your dick and stabs itself into place on top of your cock causing extreme pain, as it soon starts screaming at you, and digs deeper into your cock in a fit of rage.

The only cure is to self circumcise or take the shower, crank that baby on high, change it too the sprayer, turn the water as hot as possible, and let that mf spray Spider-Cock away.

You will have to get a prosthetic dick if not treated promptly to discovery.

Nicky: *sucking cock* oh tod *chokes on his schlong* your dick *mmmmhphhhh*! Your dick is so yummy!
Tod: oh I know babes, it is 9 inches long!
Nicky: WHAT THE FUCK ONLY 9 INCHES LONG!
Nicky: *rips her head away from his cock*
Tod: FUCK women! You just ripped off the tip of my dick!
Nicky: ohhhh, is that my faul- TOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR SHAFT? - IS THAT A TUBE!? OH MY there’s a fucking SPIDER CLIMBING OUT OF YOUR DICK!!
Tod: GET THE HOSE I AM not GOING TO CIRCUMSISE THIS ONE IT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! I AM NOT PAYING $3000 FOR ANOTHER DICK BECAUSE OF A Spider-Cock, WE ARE GOING TO SOW THE TIP BACK ON!
Nicky: uHMM! bye-

by Laglog December 2, 2024

nigga cock

literally a nigga cock, that's all you need to know

wahab: literally ur such a simp nigga cock
maaz: ily aw

by svmrr April 20, 2022

Fairy Cock

A cigarette dipped or poured over with cannabis oil. Like a turbocharged spliff, the combination of nicotine and concentrated weed cause a head rush that leaves you seeing sparkles

"Tony didn't have any weed, but my dabs and his pack of cigarettes made a hell of a fairy cock for us to smoke"

by JaxonCoop April 26, 2022

Cock wobbled

An item that is out of position, out of place or broken, sideways, crooked, just not right

That part were never work or fit in there it's all cock wobbled...

by PB W2 February 7, 2017

cock swap

The act of cumming in someones mouth then spitting it onto someone elses cock

Josh: Yo Tim wanna cock swap with Amelia
Tim: Sure

by HandyMan12388 May 16, 2018

Cock-asian

Kathy Woudzia or any other 100% white person who doesn’t act white

I proudly call myself a Cock-Asian because I am 100% Caucasian, so white for all you idiots that don’t know your grammar, which automatically labels me a “cock”, and I only hang out with ppl who are either Asian, or well, not white.

by KathyWoudz January 10, 2020

Cock Siren

Opening your phone and it’s just dick pics in your gallery.

I opened Caitlyn’s phone and the cock siren went off.

by Androgynous February 13, 2020