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never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 5, 2023
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Me-ness

What is associated with you and will allow people you know to think you would own it.

( word created by youtuber : moriah elizabeth)
"It's time to add a bit of ' me-ness ' to this bedroom! " ( brother)

( someone that got invited arrives to a house and the owner show them the rooms)

" Wow! This Is definitely your sister's bedroom !" ( someone)
by EuropeanImmigrant November 4, 2022
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Make those cocksuckers pay me immediately

I swear to God, if you don't me that fucking money it is going to be the biggest mistake or you life.
Hym "I'm telling you right now, you can laugh all you want but if you don't make those cocksuckers pay me immediately someone's daughter is getting her throat cut. No amount of mockery is going to get me to let you steal my fucking future from me but it is going to get you kids killed. I know for a fact it isn't worth it for you lose a child over this and no amount of ACTING as though this is not the case is going to convince me to stop going anything I'm doing."
by Hym Iam May 13, 2025
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take me to the woolshed

The process of one's self accompanying another of the same sexual orientation to the same toilet cubicle in the nightclub known as 'The Woolshed'. From here, the magic takes place.
Yeah it's been a long day, just want someone to take me to the woolshed.
by The Wanu August 9, 2021
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Me

A dumb person who should kill them self and slit
My mom: GO CUT URSEKF
me: I already did.....
Mom: UGH DISGRACE
by Jfkfjx September 17, 2020
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Excuse me everybody

This is a phrase that is usually used by predator poachers to bring attention to what the predator they caught is doing. Usually meeting a 13 year old girl or a 12 year old boy.
EXCUSE ME EVERYBODY! THIS MAN IS HERE TO MEET A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL!"
-JayCarnicom DAP
by Maybe I can’t say that… January 15, 2025
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