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Bro Chelsea loves sex. I think i scored one tonight!
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 19, 2022
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Koala sex

When a male midget is having sex with a normal sized man on all fours. The midget uses the back of the man’s knees as a stepping stool so he doesn’t have to grip on his thighs to float and fuck
I was being fucked by a midget and his hands hurt my thighs so he started using the back of my knees as a riser like straight up koala sex
by CodeOwnage July 23, 2025
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sex story

see pts 1-8. i didn't pull an all-nighter writing smut for nothing.

pt 9/9 (fucking finally)
sex story pt 9 (falling action!!)

he unlatches himself from my clit and takes his finger out of my vagina and looks at me pridefully, yet adoringly. he wipes his chin and hand off and lies beside me telling me about how good of a girl i am and how much he loves me and loves making me feel good. i lie snuggled up to his side until my legs build up the strength to walk to the bathroom so i can clean up and make our dinner. <3
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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Sex demon

Casey ayuk-tabi after 11 pm when he is texting Sid the sloth.
I am not like a sex demon, I want more than just you puss.
by Caseythebaddiesexdemon June 12, 2025
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Sex milk

The creamy white liquid that doesn’t come from cows, but comes from anime vaginas, your dad, and weiners. It’s actually quite tasty, but I don’t think you’ll be able to bend that low.
Didn’t that Game grumps guy break his neck trying to enjoy a refreshing drink of his very own, organic, sex milk?
by Perverted Edgelord June 15, 2018
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sex

by bitzaloid April 15, 2023
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Ella’s sex story

An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.
God ella’s sex story makes me giddy.
by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025
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