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Cock Swipe

The Tinder for Gay Virgins who haven’t experienced the grab and shunt shite bite 3.0 that vacuum seals a 360 double hand twist schlop schlop fanny nunchuck cock swipe on you which makes them say what in the Fanta fizzling fuck is this abundance of absolute buttermilk bullshit.
After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…

“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”

“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”

*a few moments later*

“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
by nellster69 August 17, 2023
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Cock Lung

A blowjob that's a bit more than deepthroating a guy, when he lung fucks you
Steve told Angela he wanted to give her cock lung cause he wanted that special kind of blow job
by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 15, 2024
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cock

by jugg messiah June 24, 2024
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cock sock

"Babe! Put on a cock sock, I don't wanna get pregnant."
by Gymnast_101 December 13, 2016
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Cock punch

When a man cuddles you and you feel his cock punch you in the gut!
The date went fine, we kissed goodbye but he got over excited and his cock punched me in the gut and nearly winded me!
by Crudeoil December 20, 2021
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Nathaniel Cock

A big roadman. NOT a femboy and is very straight. This wild adolescent is very awesome and does not tolerate being abused by a certain child.
Nathaniel Cock is a very cool roadman. Gotta love his sexy looks and big man muscles.
by FrozenShadow February 7, 2022
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cock dyke

I would use my little finger, but I like using cock' s more than a true fag ever could; say' s the cock dyke!
by Mm good December 12, 2020
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