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Cock Yourself

An insulting statement directed at someone who really just needs to bring harm to themselves by means of the male genitalia. Harms include: dick slapping, cock whacking, penis punching, choking, raw anal penetration, and slitting your throat
"Brad literally cock yourself"
"tf is that"
by Brotha Brad August 30, 2025
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Titans Cock

‘Oi mate the bus trip is gonna take a while, my house is a titans cock away.’
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Cock

I wanna thrust my cock in her pussy till I cum inside her
by HystericalX September 11, 2025
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Cock Poisened

A common neurotic illness where a person has taken too many different cocks. which is usually self inflicted amongst hookers.
Vasily told me about a experience where the the hookers responses in conversation were senseless and full of lies. My advice to was to steer clear of cock poisened women
by Sixamenos September 19, 2025
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Banana Bald-Cock

A term to describe the act of vertical cutting along the urethra from the base of the top-hand side of the penis to the base of the bottom-hand side of the penis, then proceeding the peel the skin from the muscle of the penis down to either side, creating a banana-ish looking penis head.
Man I really hate that guy Peter, we should give him the ol' banana bald-cock to teach him a lesson.
by 0dayssinceilastqueefed January 15, 2025
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Cock Razzler

Some that ride someone's nuts or bs so hard they are willing suck the penis of a cardboard cutout of said person, abandons all logic or sense of how ridiculous they sound or look.
the Cock Razzler, MTG is riding DT so hard she is excited for trying to rename the gulf of Mexico to gulf of America
by XKingofhearts81 January 15, 2025
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Cock Razzler

Some that ride someone's nuts or bs so hard they are willing suck the penis of a cardboard cutout of said person, abandons all logic or sense of how ridiculous they sound or look.
the Cock Razzler, MTG is riding DT so hard she is excited for trying to rename the gulf of Mexico to gulf of America
by XKingofhearts81 January 15, 2025
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