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by SpovaGang💕 August 13, 2019
Get the Cocksmug. noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.
"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"
by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020
Get the kink-cockmug. 1: "I visited a farm, I would define it as a 'John Cocking Farm' and it was massive. Very crazy."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."
2: "Why are you like this, I regret giving birth to you with my sister in law."
by Nigger cheese sauce November 18, 2023
Get the John Cocking Farmmug. A majestic body piece used by others as a ride or entertainment piece; a victim of the hand, often being beat to hell before erupting a mountain of semen.
by MajesticAlien April 13, 2019
Get the Cockmug. by Kennyjuan September 23, 2023
Get the Low cockmug. He makes my blood boil when he talks shit like that to me! He’s a fucking Cock Top!
Don’t talk to me like that! That’s mean, you cock top!
Don’t talk to me like that! That’s mean, you cock top!
by Lala Anne April 14, 2023
Get the Cock Topmug. An alligator who has a giant penis.
by Cock_sniffer November 24, 2021
Get the alligator cockmug.