Deep Fried Balls

When a man fucks a girl in the butthole and the balls of the man are hitting the fanny (panny) of the girl. that's the moment when the balls are getting deep fried

X: "So you had sex last night"
Y: "yeh i've got Deep Fried Balls."

by FUQBOII October 23, 2014

Z-Balls

When a zombie apocalypse show gives you just enough to make you watch it but not enough action to satisfy.

"This new season of 'The Walking Dead' is so slow.....it's giving me a nasty case of Z-balls."

by KennedyisFunny October 30, 2011

ball digger

When the front end loader slightly touches the side of a ball bearing/joint exposing areas otherwise known as squigs, squiplers, quintoips.

Originally discovered in the deepest sections of antarctic ice. While polar bears and dolphins avoid conflict, vikings and tusciggan hyundai tuscani slap cheeks of the horizontal attributed caldwell-popes. None of this however has anything to do with the NBA.

Carl: Hey John did you hear about the local infestation of ball diggers on the 11pm news?
John: No Carl! I did not hear about that on our local WNEP's segment "Hey there Henry"!
Craig: What are you two up to again talkin about all those ball diggers!
Carl: Leave yourself out of this one Craig, if anyones got ball digging going on in their family, it's you!

John, Craig, and Carl learned in the future that they all actually happened to be ball diggers.

by Winpick November 17, 2018

Balls

The pocket of skin where pee (piss) is stored

Jake: "Yo, I gotta piss dude"
Biology teacher: "First answer this. Where is the urine held within the body?"
Jake: "By balls."

by YourPalSamor March 17, 2022

Big balls

Testicles that are big

How does that guy have such big balls?

by L bro February 4, 2023

Balls

In ur mouth

Suck my balls

by Ball fondeler June 24, 2021

My balls are itchy

A boner

When you have a boner but there are people around and you don't want them to find out so you say "my balls are itchy" so your friends can distract them

by Kalebbear June 29, 2017