two cocks of the same foreskin

Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.

Eddie and Kevin are two cocks of the same foreskin.

by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024

Hippo cock

A hippo with a cock the size of the moon

Wow look at that hippo cock

by Big daddy toe 69 January 5, 2019

Fat-Cock Genocide

Seriously. Get over it you piece of shit. You didn't have anything to say when it was 'Kill all men' I say 'Kill some of the men' and now we have the double standard where you refuse to accept that I wasn't being serious and ignore entirely the fact that you don't actually give a shit that I said it.

Hym "You don't give a fuck about fat-cock genocide. You know what? I was going to do off on a tangent but no. I'll break it up into parts and come back to it later. You're shit."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

cock sledger

Man with a hard or is that can cum several times without going soft

He was such a cock sledger he was going all night with one person after the next

by Hellawalla222 May 10, 2016

Cock-eyed

To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings

Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"

by N0th1ng September 30, 2023

tip of the cock

Something that is extremely fine or extraordinary. Exquisite.

That's one of the best meals I've ever eaten. Just, tip of the cocktail.

My wife picked out the nicest car on the lot. It was tip of the cock.

by theman35986 June 22, 2024

Cunt cocking

The female version of shirt cocking.

I was in a zoom meeting with my supervisor and she was cunt cocking the whole time thinking we couldn’t see.

by SpillyMcDeez May 16, 2020