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cock worthy

an inanimate object that is so hot you can dick it down
"DAYUM!! this tha new beamer? that shit is definitely cock worthy."
by anonymous August 5, 2022
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Cock weasel

A guy that nuts in you and tries to be sneaky about it or guy that notoriously gets women pregnant.
That little cock weasel thought he was going to be slick and nut in me
by Whyme92 June 24, 2020
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cock choked

when a girl be strokin it and she squeeze too hard.
guy: she was going at it when she cock choked me and hurt my dick!
by therapuked May 19, 2015
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Isle O' Cock and Balls

The isle of Elba. In Italy.
The Cock of Europe.
Girl 1: I can't wait to visit the Isle of Elba!
Girl 2: Don't you mean the Isle O' Cock and Balls?
Girl 1: Ah yes I love the Isle O' Cock and Balls!
by Isle o' Cock and Balls February 23, 2022
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Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
 “OMG!”
 “Is that going to fit?”
 “It has its own zip code”
 “How do you walk with that?”
 “Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
OMG! You need to try this! His Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) causes UPD for days! True story!
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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Irish Corned Cock

When an Irish lad fucks a girl in her bum after she has eaten a large amount of corn. Then pulling out his corn covered cock, and having her eat the corn off of your cock as if it was corn on the cob
When Emily asked me what was for dinner, I replied an Irish Corned Cock
by Magic_Mike01 December 16, 2017
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