Although it's origins are unknown, it may have came into existence between 2013-2015. The term came into prominence during Winter Storm Jonas (Blizzard of 2016) in Eastern Pennsylvania. A cock-band can be a large heavy snow band that looks like an erect penis on radar.
Tom: "Hey Dave!"
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."
by SEPA Boy May 2, 2019
Get the Cock-bandmug. The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.
I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.
by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022
Get the Stock cockingmug. When you have sex so many times that it seems humanly impossible to regain an erection, but by some miracle, the girl manages to get you up for another round.
My girlfriend and I had sex so many times last night. Just when I thought I was done I got Frankenstein cock.
by mustache_ride01 December 12, 2017
Get the Frankenstein Cockmug. by Tuesyk1 May 27, 2025
Get the kandahar cock wrenchmug. to be bound by thy penis. when one is so enchanted by thy cock that they do not want to do anything that shan’t revolve around thy cock. similar to “pussy whipped”
by monkeybee23 November 20, 2021
Get the cock boundmug. A term used to call someone an idiot or retard but in a more civilized manner. also known as the end of a penis ,"bell end" or dickhead
Don't be a cock cranium to the waiter. He's acting like a real cock cranium today.
Don't be a cock cranium, help your friend.
He acted like a cock cranium during the meeting.
Don't be a cock cranium, help your friend.
He acted like a cock cranium during the meeting.
by GorgeousFreeman June 30, 2025
Get the cock craniummug. by Seatons Nose November 16, 2017
Get the Single cockmug.