cock flops

a screw up a big peice of shit a loser

those damn cock flops suck

by Ryan Mann November 21, 2003

Cock Tax

A man who is paying child support or paying out their spouse after a separation.

He has been paying some serious cock tax since Catherine found out he was unfaithful .

by Spanishbride March 16, 2017

Schrodinger's Cock

A cock that is neither small nor big until it is whipped out

"The schrodinger's cock on that guy is insane"

by Pider-Myn January 30, 2022

cock fink

A female who catches your penis with her teeth while performing fellatio. This problem is usually due to a lack of fellatio skills.

My dick is killing me this morning because that cock fink destroyed it last night.

by Peter D King May 25, 2008

Cock n' Crocks

A lazy form of coitus in which the man's comfortable footwear, preferably crock brand footwear, is not removed.

"Sorry hun, I had a long day at work, so can we do Cock n' Crocks tonight?"

by Mcflurzle September 05, 2019

cock wok

1. Noun: A cock wok is a wok you put your cock in
2. Adjective: Another word for asshole
3. Verb: To cock wok is to put your cock in a cock wok.

1: A cock wok is a perfect birthday present.
2. Adam stole my shit, what a cock wok.
3. I got one for my birthday so I cock wok daily

by Sir Pentious March 12, 2024

locked up rocked up cocked up

it's when you cuck a prisoner while you the prisoner and his wife are all on crack rock

person 1: YOOOOO you know that bi**ch with the ti*s

person 2: the one whos husbend is in prison

person 1:i fu**ed her on crack
person2: so a locked up rocked up cocked up

by Calp55 January 01, 2022