Dickfart Syndrome

An STD

Basically when you’re fucking her in the ass and she farts on your dick

“Hey man what’s wrong?”
“That bitch gave me Dickfart Syndrome smh”

by emmieaesthetic June 23, 2021

Holy sock syndrome

All the behaviour in the gym while undergoing gymnastics training to minimise the exposure of a hole in your sock that your just found.

This includes hiding foot with the ruptured sock and trying to distract people with hand gestures.

She just made a face like she discovered his holy sock syndrome.

by papi1938374 February 11, 2023

Glostrimnaxiflavexthyzobcrinjuvmerpsquibdylk syndrome

Pronounced "gloh-strim-nak-see-flay-vex-thy-zob-krihn-juv-murp-skweeb-dilk" A term used in medical terminology to describe a rare genetic disorder characterized by abnormal growth and development of bone tissue, resulting in skeletal deformities and impaired mobility. It signifies a condition that affects bone metabolism and can lead to various complications, requiring specialized care and intervention.

The patient presented with a complex constellation of symptoms, including short stature, joint stiffness, and multiple fractures, consistent with the diagnosis of Glostrimnaxiflavexthyzobcrinjuvmerpsquibdylk syndrome. A comprehensive management plan involving orthopedic specialists and physical therapists was developed to address the skeletal abnormalities and improve the patient's quality of life.

by AustinReaves May 20, 2023

osemanverse syndrome

Osemanverse syndrome is a condition where you can't think about anything but the lovely universe that Alice Oseman created around their books. So basically you're extremely obsessed.

"you need to go to sleep! And when is the last time you had something to eat or something to drink!?"

"I don't need sleep or food and drinks I need the osemanverse!"

"What is the osemanverse?"

"the osemanverse is a universe centered around Alice Oseman's books"

"Okay, I see. I hereby diagnose you with Osemanverse syndrome"

"What is osemanverse syndrome?"

"Osemanverse syndrome is a condition where you can't think about anything but the lovely universe that Alice Oseman created around their books. So basically you're extremely obsessed."

"Oh I definitely have that"

"I know"

by osemanverse_syndrome November 22, 2022

Cisco syndrome

What happens to you when you drink more than one bottle of Cisco, which is cheap, fortified wine.

I tore apart the hotel room when I drank too much Cisco. Definitely had the Cisco syndrome bad. Stay away from that nasty ass bum wine.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

Hairdresser's syndrome

This is when someone in business says that they could do something so much better than the person or company you used before.

Everyone will be familiar with going to a new hairdresser for the first time and they will invariably ask' who used to do your hair?' and then proceed to say how badly they did it and why you are right to have came to them (even though they are likely to make a bigger dog's dinner of it)

The same also applies for any service you used, 'who did your garden last?', ' who do you use to clean your windows? ', 'who did your last marketing campaign?' - criticism from a new provider is hairdresser's syndrome.

Householder to friend "The new gardener couldn't believe how bad my previous gardener was"
Friend " There's a surprise, that's just hairdresser's syndrome! Your new guy has done an even worse job as far as I can see"

by Big Davie 2 November 28, 2021

Screen-er Syndrome

When a person(s) stare(s) at a screen no matter what is on it.

John: Hey Mike what are you watching?
Mike: Little House in the Prairie.
John: I didn't know you like Little House!
Mike: I don't. I just caught a case of Screen-er Syndrome.

by Sakeeya July 5, 2012