Nipple Pants Man

an arrogant prick who wears short shorts up to his nipples, sweat pants tucked into socks, rubbs his crusty toes together, and dates nasty white trash broads. listens to soft rock in his PT Loser and scopes out the sexies downtown.
Synonyms: Creep, Asshole

Antonyms: Dad

Me: "Guess who still has the creepy match.com profile"

You: "Nipple Pants Man !!!!!!!!!!!"

by JacquelineVanessa December 9, 2008

no man's sky syndrome

Being unsatisfied (or even surprised at how unsatisfied) with EXACTLY what you asked for, specifically dealing with tv, videos, and games.

Some people who didn't like Pacific Rim are experiencing no man's sky syndrome.

by Urdnot_Garrug December 6, 2016

Two Dad Man

A man that literally has two dads. Either two gay dads, or just two dads.

Sam Lloyd has two dads, therefore he is a two dad man.

by Teshawn Miller October 24, 2006

Mega man feet

One solid mass of legs. Otherwise know as Cankles.

Man look at Jones and his Mega Man Feet.

by Sgt Cracker February 1, 2008

White-mans' casino

White-mans' casino adj. referring to the american stock market.

After losing 25% of my money in that failing annuity I've cashed in all of my mutual funds.I have decided I will no longer play in the white-mans casino.

by Tim Dorsey February 5, 2004

My main man

My main man = my number one/ my lover / my boyfriend / someone I want to explore dirty analysis fantasies with.

Tammy "Cameron you are my main man, I'll never pick someone else over you:

Shaniqua " Bae you are my main man, you know that. Them other thugs are just playing! "

by FeteyW September 18, 2016

Old Man Winter

While in the midst of performing cunnilingus, the act of forcefully exhaling into a woman's vaginal canal. Peforming an Old Man Winter will often cause the recipient to experience sudden and violent vaginal flatulence.

Dude, I did an Old Man Winter on my girlfriend last night. She queefed immediately and then slapped me.

by poorlygrownbeard November 20, 2010