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Durham-Barr Syndrome

The idealistic belief that those in law enforcement will perform their sworn duties. Symptoms include depression, disbelief, and cognitive dissonance. Rational people are only affected once then they become inoculated (based).
Steve knew that when the authorities found evidence of wrongdoing, justice would be harsh and swift, but in actuality, Steve was suffering Durham-Barr Syndrome.
by Steve Hoflenson May 2, 2021
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Phantom Trailer Syndrome [PTS]

When a driver makes their turns at such a wide angle that you can only assume they used to be a commercial truck driver.
What is that old man doing? He made that turn so wide I thought he was going to fly off into that ditch. Maybe he used to be a truck driver so now he has Phantom Trailer Syndrome PTS?
by A.T. Grace March 15, 2015
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Little man syndrome

The crippling inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10, who suffer from the devastating disability of manletism). Thusly doubly disabled, the little man syndrome-infected mental and physical midget manlet can often be found tearfully chasing after chihuahuas because the much larger heroic hounds stole his high heels, throwing a hissy fit in front of primary schools because all the other children inside are much taller than him and using a step-ladder in order to precariously balance atop of garden gnomes in an amusingly feebly attempt at feeling like a big boy for once in his laughably lowly, little life. If you are a witness to a case of little man syndrome, immediately contact the Manlet Detection Agency and, after telling the petite and effeminate, little manlet boy that short people got no reason, direct the obstinately offending humbled hobbit to the nearest manlet pit where he is to surrender his high heels, height boosting insoles and butt plug and sobbingly await his impending arrest.
Luna: Lol, do you remember when Tiny Tom "Short Fuse" Cruise girlishly jumped on Oprah's couch in 2005, like the diminutive child that he is, because he overdosed on Scientology before coming (out) on stage? Emily: Of course! How could I possibly forget such a classic case of little man syndrome? Maximum manletism - complete and utter overcompensation.
by ManletDepreciator September 26, 2024
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Frederick the Great Syndrome

Named after Frederick the Great a King of Prussia who had the same attitude, Fredrick the Great Syndrome is when a homosexual man espouses sexist views against women that straight or bi-sexual men they like are attracted to.
- Why do I see gay men supporting sexism, aren't they usually allies of feminism?
- That’d be Frederick the Great Syndrome.
by Louthearbre October 14, 2023
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Varney weeks syndrome

One who is slow moving and lazy. This disease makes you sleep at your desk at work. Its also called african two legged tortoise disease.
That man is lazy as fuck. He has been diagnosed with varney weeks syndrome
by Donkeypox July 21, 2022
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Makoto Yuki Syndrome

The constant need to protect your friends at your negative expense much like the protagonist of the 2006 JRPG Persona 3 by Atlus
"dude don't worry I'll take the blame for what we did, all of it"

"You've got Makoto Yuki Syndrome dude"
by Zain is probs sane April 20, 2024
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Hunters Truck Syndrome

When you have a motor vehicle and the engine of the vehicle is missing
That man's car has hunters truck syndrome
by RadioactiveLynx October 5, 2022
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