blue balls

A common affliction among Smurfs.

The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.

A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.

These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.

by bitchuck August 26, 2024

Dragon ball legends

Cancer

Man this game dragon ball legends makes me wanna die

by Bootylicker75 January 10, 2024

we all ball

Fuck it you only live once , we all ball

“Yo D what if she rejects me” “Fuck it we all ball”

by Leyleyy March 9, 2024

Swift Kick to the Balls

When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party

I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.

by swiftkick69 April 26, 2025

Base Ball Bat

Im About To Get Hit With One HElp Lmao

Get out of my chair or ill hit u with a base ball bat

by MrMr1029 May 10, 2019

Sussy Balls

Song by Kanye East - popular rapper known for making sus or ironical songs for comedic purposes. The lyrics of Kanye East's song are ususually sus gibberish

Yo did you hear Kanye East's Sussy balls

by Exypnos October 11, 2021

cock and ball tourture

It is a phrase often used when in a doggy style sex position that means delight and comfort.

Oh daddy give me that cock and ball tourture!

by dickfuck3000 May 9, 2022