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That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.
"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "
"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."
From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
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Whose the father of modern warfare?
The swedish monarch, Gustavus Adolphus.
Father of modern warfare (Gustavus Adolphus)
The swedish monarch, Gustavus Adolphus.
Father of modern warfare (Gustavus Adolphus)
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“Julie have you got any ideas where we are?”
“Yes Jim I’m sure I know where we are. We aren’t lost or anything”
“Honestly Julie you could get lost in a wardrobe”
“Yes Jim I’m sure I know where we are. We aren’t lost or anything”
“Honestly Julie you could get lost in a wardrobe”
by TheAntiDote2019 January 15, 2023
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There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.
Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.
Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.
Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.
Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.
Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.
Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.
Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
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O4W is the location of Krog Street Tunnel, a known graffiti spot. Tony Hawk designed the O4W skate park. The Beltline is a pathway that connects the neighborhoods. MLK, Jr and his wife are buried on Auburn Avenue, where there is an MLK Jr National Monument. A flame is lit and never dies, by his grave. O4W is home to Murder Kroger. Popular city center areas are Little Five Points (L5P) and East Atlanta Village (EAV). It's easier to skate or walk than to drive.
O4W is a mere mile from the Capital building of ATL. Adjacent neighborhoods include Inman Park, Cabbagetown, and Kirkwood.
The area has become a tourist destination spot. The once-close-knit community is dismantled by gentrification. Iconic street art is painted over by developers. Punks and vagrants are pushed out. Police cameras survey the land. Tall houses are built; their humble neighbors can no longer see the sunrise. The woods are cleared; rats and cockroaches radiate out.
R.I.P. Jack's Pizza Bar and Grill, home of graffiti, $2.50 mega-slices of pizza, and $1 pints of Miller Light.
O4W is the location of Krog Street Tunnel, a known graffiti spot. Tony Hawk designed the O4W skate park. The Beltline is a pathway that connects the neighborhoods. MLK, Jr and his wife are buried on Auburn Avenue, where there is an MLK Jr National Monument. A flame is lit and never dies, by his grave. O4W is home to Murder Kroger. Popular city center areas are Little Five Points (L5P) and East Atlanta Village (EAV). It's easier to skate or walk than to drive.
O4W is a mere mile from the Capital building of ATL. Adjacent neighborhoods include Inman Park, Cabbagetown, and Kirkwood.
The area has become a tourist destination spot. The once-close-knit community is dismantled by gentrification. Iconic street art is painted over by developers. Punks and vagrants are pushed out. Police cameras survey the land. Tall houses are built; their humble neighbors can no longer see the sunrise. The woods are cleared; rats and cockroaches radiate out.
R.I.P. Jack's Pizza Bar and Grill, home of graffiti, $2.50 mega-slices of pizza, and $1 pints of Miller Light.
I live in Old Fourth Ward.
I drove two hours to visit Old Fourth Ward.
Rest In Peace, Old Fourth Ward.
I drove two hours to visit Old Fourth Ward.
Rest In Peace, Old Fourth Ward.
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