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malabsorption syndrome

Malabsorption syndrome is a medical condition where the patient can not absorb important nutrients, including proteins, fats, and vitamins.

Malabsorption can be caused by conditions such as celiac's disease, Crohn's disease, and intestinal damage. It can also be passed down through genetics.

Malabsorption syndrome for most people is curable with the help of nutrient supplements. But in some very rare cases, malabsorption can be fatal, and the patient will have a shorter lifespan.
With modern medicine constantly improving, hopefully, there will be a cure in the future
"They're making a cure for malabsorption syndrome!" "Dude, that's awesome."
by dont kys September 29, 2017
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Bored Journalist Syndrome

Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters
With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.
by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024
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Down syndrome

Lukas has Down syndrome
by Urlocalnugget August 15, 2020
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Random's syndrome

When a person turns out to have either mental issues or missing a parent figure (mother/father)
The person having random's syndrome can be also called under term "Femboy"
The syndrome symptoms are wearing too much so called high thighs and promoting so called "transsexuality"

The person may also like to promote/express it on public
"Look at the femboy"
Could be used when the person have random's syndrome or when the person has the following symptoms
by exoticemental February 26, 2024
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David Syndrome

When u read something completely normal as something else that is completely fucked up
Why did I read math as meth?
You got David Syndrome bro
by NotSusIndividual September 1, 2021
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Brick syndrome

A life threatening disease which makes the person affected lay bricks constantly and unable to shoot.
(Patrick misses a open shot)
Jhon- I think you might have brick syndrome
by Fortinite justin April 24, 2021
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asian oval syndrome

when a Asian gets anal more that 3 times a day.
OOOOOOOh man I got asian oval syndrome for the third time this week.
by IOnlySwallow6969 June 9, 2016
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