Ho Foods

Mostly black term for Waffle House, IHOP and other all-night eateries.

Soon as you nut in that bitch, let's take her ass to Ho Foods and dump her there!

by MCLMM May 6, 2013

Food stamper

During sex when the girl is flexible and can lift one leg almost straight up. Put your dick in, and MOST IMPORTANT put the thumb in her asshole and have sex. The thumb is so the man can help balance the woman.

Over lunch today we pulled a food stamper and I STILL got it in her hair!

by Pasty nutz March 5, 2018

Writer's Food

The food, snacks or drinks writers consume during their peaks of writing skills. This is often crackers and cheese, coffee and Kraft Dinner.

It can often result in malnutrition and is usually the result of not wanting to leave the laptop at risk of losing face.

"You look so skinny Jenny."
"I know I've been consuming only Writer's Food."

by Write,Wrote,Right September 26, 2009

Food bear

An obnoxious person wo can consume a large portion of food like a bear tearing up a kill.

Rachel is cool, but if she's not careful she's a food bear.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

food disillusion

When you are in a foreign country and you realise that the food you ordered isn't what you expected it would be. Instead, the look, smell, taste and/or texture is somehow unnerving, unrecognisable and disappointing and you can't bear eating it.

Paul: Oh! I'm so hungry! Where's my chicken?

(Waiter brings food to the table)
Paul: What IS that!? I thought it was going to be stir-fried chicken but it's actually chicken tendons and cartilage!
Nat: Oh Paul, that is food disillusion right there. Do you want some of my fries?

by Flitta August 24, 2011

racid (food)

Racid food is food that is moldy, gross, or just not put together well.

I am not going to eat racid (food).

by dictonaryboy June 1, 2023

White food

food that is bland as fuck

Ryan only eats white food, he doesn't even like garlic.

by ass3215678 February 3, 2021