I'll make people use past tense when referring to you

Another way of saying "I will kill you."

Guy 1:I'll make people use past tense when referring to you, because you will be dead, because I will kill you
Guy 2: ok lol

by kkolokotronis July 15, 2024

When and only when

Decided exclusively by a single condition or set of conditions, and nothing else.

Differs from "if and only if" by acknowledging the certainty or near-certainty of that condition.

Hand to Hand Wombat will end when and only when one team scores 3 points. It does *not* end if all members of the Bad Team are voted out.

by The_Epicness9000 July 23, 2024

when bison fly

An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".

If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???

by QuacksO July 26, 2024

When an Elephant Befriends a Human

When an Elephant befriends a human refers to the rare occasion in which an Elephant befriends a Homo sapiens, often doing actions with each other such as ordering Domino's, going to theme parks, and playing tic-tac-toe.

Nothing occurs less than when an Elephant befriends a human!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

rats when they see a kfc deep fryer

they jump into it

1: rats when they see a kfc deep fryer

2: what are you talking about

1: rat

by TFNUM1HTR August 5, 2024

when its ready :P

A meme in the Age of History II community when referring to the release date of AOH3.

User: when will aoh2 drop?
Łukasz Jakowski: When its ready :P

by anonymous August 6, 2024

Manlets, when will they learn?

An expression of amused exasperation at, or well-deserved and hilarious mockery of the apparent inability of manlets in general to comprehend and accept their rightful and eternal position at the very bottom of the social food chain. Relentlessly driven forward by his gnawing and ever-present Napoleon complex, complete desperation and utter delusion, the stunted, pathetic and deeply insecure manlet continually exposes himself to justified public ridicule, humiliation and condemnation. Thereby necessitating the question: manlets, when will they learn?

Why are all those sobbing sissy manlet boys dejectedly sitting around in front of the sperm bank over there? Don't you know? You have to be 5ft10 or taller to donate sperm. Hahahahaha! Manlets, when will they learn?

by ManletDepreciator August 11, 2024