Turd Hurdler

A person who lazy, unorganized, and messy. One who just throws anything and everything where ever and is content with leaving it there.(i.e. 'throws shit everywhere')

Person 1: "I hear you guys got a new mechanic in the shop"

Person 2: " Sure did, his name is Marshall"

Person 1: "Same guy who worked over in Byers"

Person 2: "Yep, what you know"

Person 1: " Good luck, he used to be my old roommate, dudes a turd hurdler "

Person 2: "Well crap, just got rid one those"

by BeanBuddy86 August 11, 2016

string turd

a turd that must be physically removed by a hair that protrudes

Mikey: Yo I had to pull my turd out by a piece of hair this morning!
Derek: Now thats what we call a string turd my friend...

by logandaman0809 June 28, 2022

turd literate

Slang for someone who knows their shit.

He is definitely a most turd literate guy!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023

clay turd

A thick, sticky turd with the consistency of clay. Usually ends up stuck in the hairs between your buttcheeks and takes forever to clean up.

Oh no, I just went for quick shit but it turned out to be a clay turd!

by ahwitab May 29, 2015

Shanked a turd

When you use the restroom and leave a skid Mark on the bowl.

Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.

by Captain cupcake August 27, 2020

Turd Vertigo

The repeated motion of standing up/sitting back down on the toilet while trying to assess if ones bowel movement has run its course.

Named after its similarity to a person with vertigo attempting to stand up after being seated.

Also known as "Turdigo".

I can't get up off the toilet, I must have turd vertigo.

by njjg May 09, 2011

murder turd

When someone is experiencing opioid- induced constipation to the extent death is likely.

I heard Elvis died from murder turd.

by Murder turd May 17, 2016