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Touch Football

A sexual innuendo for fingering a girl or a handjob on a dude
Me: Dude we are totally going to play touch football later.

Him: Is she or you going to be the QB?
Me: Both ;)
by sharpieee October 21, 2010
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touchhole

what a touchhole! Stan is acting like a touchhole.
by Sarca$tic Ba$tid May 11, 2003
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Touch

Like Bonus, Lucky, usually said when pleased about something.
"I've just won a ton on the horses, what a touch!"
by Wayne Koch August 8, 2003
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TDT (Thighs Don't Touch)

This is the really hot little space between a slender, well shaped young woman's upper thighs. It's the gap under her vagina between her legs. At the beginning of James Bond movies, where you see sexy chick's silhouettes, this is where guys are focused if not on the tits ass, or legs. If a girl isn't skinny, her thighs will probably touch when she stands or walks. This is not as desirable.
That girl at the gym was amazingly in shape. TDT (thighs don't touch) all day.
by cranky pantz October 18, 2009
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touchin cloth

When you need to shit so bad poo eases out to say "hi" to the undies. May either precede or follow the shart.
I was driving home and started touchin cloth; time to hit the gas!
by mjgtlc May 14, 2006
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gentle touch

The act of gently touching. Generally a slight brush along an arm or a hand, meant to appease your significant other. Sometimes asking for it is a way to annoy said significant other or roommates. Goes on indefinitely, unitil desired feeling is accomplished and arm or hand becomes numb.
"Give me gentle touch."
"ugh, I always give you gentle touch, it's my turn."
by pvalleybae October 14, 2014
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Touch the Wall

The object is to touch the nearest wall 1/100th faster than your opponent after someone calls out, "Touch the wall!"

One variation includes shouting "7th medal" instead of "touch the wall".

The game is a reference to Michael Phelp's 7th Olympic gold medal victory, in which he won by 1/100th of a second, against opponent Milorad Cavic.
Kika: TOUCH THE WALL!
Nene: FUCK! I lost!
Kika: 1/100th of a second, betch!
by Kika-chan January 16, 2009
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