Tommy McMurty

A word used to describe your future husband, IF you're particularly interested in pumpkins, black suits and excessive hopscotching. Your "Tommy McMurty" will hop and bounce around you forever and make you very happy. You will eat pumpkin soup every evening and decorate your home with beautifully carved pumpkin figures.

"Oh my God, I've been dying to find my Tommy McMurty. But last weekend I've went to this crazy party, and I was dancing with this skeleton dude first but then I turned around and my eyes fell on that pumpkin-clad man and I immediately knew…. this is the man I'll marry."

by Chrys/Lovie October 21, 2019

ridder tommie

Ridder Tommie is the biggest hero you will ever met. He loves to fight about his best man with the coolest girl you’ll ever know. She always wins the fights because she is a very beautiful and lovely girl.

Look Ridder Tommie is flowergirl on the wedding of his bestfriends.

by Marisssssssss November 24, 2021

tommy ray

Tommy Ray is the owner and founder of KRSNA the Cowboy, raw milk and butter products. His various music projects include; Uncontrolled Opposition, Magnetic Manly, American Accent etc. He is an exceptional Bikram yoga teacher, enjoys barefoot running, sun gazing and practices non-ejaculatory sex. He lives on his own land with his wife Elizabeth and his son Neville. Makes the world best latte (salted, honey, butter, latte). He is extremely wealthy, famous and powerful. He has sparkiling blue eyes and his strong and handsome. His pod cast was #1 in the country in 2023 and has helped guide many souls of integrity who are pursuing goodness, truth and beauty.

Guy #1: Omg, this music is mind blowingly good, who is it?

Guy #2: Bro, its my favorite artist, Tommy Ray, his spotify is under magnetic manly.

by TheHotDesert March 3, 2023

Tommy Mai

absolutely annoying. This dumb despicable donkey talks so much crap online and behind people's backs but when it comes to a physical fight he runs the hell away as if Ken Chau had kicked his "butt to the moon". He is short asf too , probably shorter than Lord Fken Farquaad,wait, so short he can do a billion front flips under his bed. He gets beaten up as a teaching to not open his mouth and spit shit out again but obviously, the retard just does not learn. He is treacherous and he's those type of kids that would say some gay joke, for example. Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts

Tommy Mai: hey fuckers im playing some game irl cuz im gay

Others: *whispers* let's drop this smurf

by TheBigGay(ST) November 12, 2018

Tommy watts

A piece of bullshit who has a small penis.
He is always called gay and crap.

Tommy Watts is gay

by TAE IS GOOD CONTENT July 29, 2019

Tommy

Knows literally everything about Star Wars, literally cracked at art, will never misspell a word. Best gamer you will ever meet. He listens to better music than you. He also doesn’t have a life. Nerd.

Person: what was the name of that Star Wars character?
Person 2: ask Tommy.
Person: he’s gaming, I won’t interrupt him.

by Darth Maul Drip April 11, 2023

Tommy

Tommy, a name that rings a bell. Tommy is such an interesting name when it boils down to the personality attached. Typically enjoys having his rectum receive multiple doses of balls deep penetration. Tommy is an armadildo furry. Tommy watches furry porn.

Tommy received a big penis in his rectum last night.

by bowsers butthole 69 November 21, 2021