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Tie her shoes

V. The act of manual female stimulation; often masturbation
Tessa became so aroused at the idea of liquid lean cuisine, she was forced to find a private area to go tie her shoes.
by Fletchmastaflex October 18, 2012
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Fashion of her Love

A sarcastic, bittersweet, and depressing Lady GaGa song about the trivialities of life, particularly romance.
Yo dawg, I thought I was the perfect boyfriend. We had the best times of our lives.

Meh, you can't quantitatively measure the fashion of her love bro.
by IvoryTower0622 October 24, 2011
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Part her Whiskers

Preparing to have have sexual intercourse! Or insert a sexual toy perhaps... Aimed at females specifically. They HATE this expression too, which is interesting!
Gonna buy that bint a drink...

"But, will she let me Part her Whiskers?"...
by Bigmark65 November 23, 2011
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Frog in her throat

Something miss piggy says while having sex with Kermit.
Why couldn’t miss piggy count to 70?
Because every time she got to 69, she got a frog in her throat
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
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Take Her To Kansas

“She wanna ride so i take her to kansas
by yrtnevercared February 26, 2023
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amnesia was her name

The doctor said I had tomato loss...
(All right.)

Verse 2
Dr. Amnesia was her name, she had beautiful eyes
We had spaghetti with long term memory sauce
(All right)
And every word she said, it was a little surprise

Post-Chorus
I guess she didn’t know how to treat me right
Because I can’t recall where I slept that night

Verse 3
Amnesia was her name, she had memory loss
(No, wait)
Well, every word I said, it was a little surprise—ing
(All right)
And every word she said didn’t make it across

Outro
Can’t remember when we walked past the O.R. sign
(Surgery.)
Can’t remember passing out with her hand in mine
(My-my-mind.)
I remember waking up with my mind repaired
(A-okay!)
I remember when I realized she wasn’t there
person 1: I love lemon demons song Amnesia Was Her Name!

Person 2: Who?

Person 1: We can't be friends.
by rAnBoOLeMoNdEmOnEnJoYeRalsogay February 12, 2023
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