Waddle bottle

A noun/verb way to describe a thick ex.

I can't see the game. Move your waddle bottle she's in the way.

Damn you see that waddle bottle in the hallway....she's fine.

by A.D.D.-Adderall February 7, 2022

Bottle O' Scum

A small glass vessel filled to the top with bath scum.

I have a rather nice Bottle O' Scum.

by Noctus100 September 19, 2006

Bottle or Bud?

When faced with the impossible question; should we buy liquor or marijuana?

yo i only got 30 bucks. bottle or bud?

by RankIndian November 13, 2011

Bottled

To make or have had someone fitted with Genies Inc merch

Check Instagram dude. 50 Cent and Jared Goff got bottled today with hats and jackets.

by Genies December 19, 2018

smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period

I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

by wurldeater August 24, 2020

pandora's lube bottle

When you find the best porn of mankind and you can't stop jerking off

Guy 1 : dude I just opened pandora's lube bottle, this is hot as fuck

Guy 2 : can you stop talking about jerking off?

by I_eat_beans_bruh August 15, 2025

Milk bottle shoulders

A person who doesn't like to take or take on responsibility. Not broad shouldered similar to a milk bottle

Pete got milk bottle shoulders the a lazy twat

by Lazygit April 21, 2023