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Taint Bagel

Adjective: When you orally consume ass from a person(s) who are infected with the covid 19 virus.
"Dude, she has the rona. Don't be a taint bagel"
by JustJess1987 March 3, 2022
mugGet the Taint Bagelmug.

Satan's Taint

The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.
"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"
by veggieHater April 29, 2021
mugGet the Satan's Taintmug.

Taint Scrape

When you tear your ass in between your vagina and butthole and it forms one big hole
Me: Hey Dad, my ass and vagina are one big hole
Dad: Yeah, That’s probably just a taint scrape.
by biggay420gayass April 30, 2019
mugGet the Taint Scrapemug.

gutter taint

Occurs when swamp ass juice has dripped down into the taint area
Damn, my swamp ass has upgraded to full blown gutter taint.

I pulled that girls panties off and she had the worst gutter taint stank.
by judichop87 May 1, 2016
mugGet the gutter taintmug.

Taint Dimple

The male crevice that runs on each side of his taint.
The lubrication ran like a river down his taint dimple.
by CAMPJOY May 8, 2023
mugGet the Taint Dimplemug.

taint tackel

7''-13'' of hard cock
Cheating wife: Did you see Richards taint tackel?
Daughter: Yeah it's on my forehead right now
by Twinkie -\ (0-0) /- May 2, 2018
mugGet the taint tackelmug.

Grip taint

An archaic way to describe the vagina.
Damn baby that grip taint damn near ripped my dick off.
by FLAVORDOS January 24, 2023
mugGet the Grip taintmug.

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