Kid:can I go to the bathroom
Teacher:no
Kid goes to bag takes out kitty litter poops in it and puts on teachers desk
Kid: now can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: no your going home for the rest of the week
Teacher:no
Kid goes to bag takes out kitty litter poops in it and puts on teachers desk
Kid: now can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: no your going home for the rest of the week
by Schoolisbad September 13, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. a complete waste of time. source of plentiful amounts of stress, sadness, any negative emotion you could possibly imagine. i hate school
school = ew
by imnotatory January 13, 2020
Get the schoolmug. School is easy. It's like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire, the road is on fire, and everything around you is on fire because it's HELL!!!!
School is a government experiment, in which innocent children 3-18 years old are locked in a building. As soon as they are forced inside of it, they are required to leave their human rights outside the door. They cannot eat, drink, use electronics, sleep, laugh, or talk unless instructed to by a teacher. They are sentenced to 6 hours of hard labor and then assigned 2 hours of homework, 5 days a week. Any break between classes usually results in a student being bullied or facing peer pressure from the "popular" kids, which is a result of having all those kids locked in the same hellhole together.
You are judged as a person by your ability to regurgitate any information the authorities demand you to regurgitate. This ability is measured in "Grades". If you get bad grades throughout school, they will tell you that you will never succeed in life. This grade from a teacher has the power to remove you from sports and clubs, and may get you grounded by your parents, no matter how useless the information was. If you ever speak up about any of this in school, you will be locked up in a small room or hallway for several hours in detention after school.
School is a government experiment, in which innocent children 3-18 years old are locked in a building. As soon as they are forced inside of it, they are required to leave their human rights outside the door. They cannot eat, drink, use electronics, sleep, laugh, or talk unless instructed to by a teacher. They are sentenced to 6 hours of hard labor and then assigned 2 hours of homework, 5 days a week. Any break between classes usually results in a student being bullied or facing peer pressure from the "popular" kids, which is a result of having all those kids locked in the same hellhole together.
You are judged as a person by your ability to regurgitate any information the authorities demand you to regurgitate. This ability is measured in "Grades". If you get bad grades throughout school, they will tell you that you will never succeed in life. This grade from a teacher has the power to remove you from sports and clubs, and may get you grounded by your parents, no matter how useless the information was. If you ever speak up about any of this in school, you will be locked up in a small room or hallway for several hours in detention after school.
Me (talking to my friend): "I hate school. This school sucks. My teachers suck."
Teacher (overhears the conversation): "How dare you insult your authorities? Three hour detention for you after school!"
Teacher (overhears the conversation): "How dare you insult your authorities? Three hour detention for you after school!"
by allthe420 February 7, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. Some dumb ahh shit that Horace Mann made to make people suffer.... And I only go because I'm a lil dumb in the head iggg...
by 0nlyFactz September 13, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. Another name for the word hell. hell is a firey place with magma and lava that you forever sit in and feel pain forever to punish you for your crimes.
dude i just got done with for the day! dang that place is hell!!!
What i am trying to say is that school sucks alot!!!!!! school is a place where you learn (die inside) and is very fun (it really sucks)
What i am trying to say is that school sucks alot!!!!!! school is a place where you learn (die inside) and is very fun (it really sucks)
by the meme that eats poop September 24, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. by Diplo69 May 10, 2021
Get the Schoolmug.