Ass Titties

sagging, out of shape butt cheeks, usually seen on aging women

I don't think that woman should be wearing a skirt that short. Her ass titties were showing!

by Andrea Baker October 10, 2009

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titty elbow

The art of brushing up against a woman's breast using your elbow. Usually done in crowded areas (bars, clubs, sporting events).

Note: More often than not, guys will keep score throughout the event.

As Denise passed by, I pretended to read my watch to put myself in easy position for a titty elbow.

by nyr_rob September 10, 2007

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titty bear

(n.) a plaything of comfort for an adult or child, usually soft, plush, and attached to a woman.

Example 1:
Sister One: Hey, can you watch Susie tonight?
Sister Two: Sure, what's her bedtime?
Sister One: Doesn't really matter, just make sure you hold her so she has access to your chest. Susie can't sleep without her titty bear.

Example 2:
Jackie: Damn, I miss my girl.
Jazz: What do you miss about her the most?
Jackie: I just to fall asleep with my hand cupped around her right boob. It's been so hard falling asleep without my titty bear.

by thatdarnjasmine February 25, 2011

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titty hawk

A person who has eyes as sharp as a chicken hawk and uses his amazing skills to look at titties!

Young lady, where do you think you are going dressed like that? Don't you know there's titty hawks out there!

by TittyHawk December 5, 2014

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Legitty titty

Phrase used to describe how legitimate something is. It's so legit that you have to rhyme. The phrase can also be slurred so that it's more like "lah-gittay tittayy". This phrase is usually used by a cray girl named Georgia.

"Legitty titty, I am so tired."
"La-gittay tittay, she is so cray."
"Legitty tittay, that party was shitittay."

by Shitittay Sharon September 10, 2012

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