carpin all those diems

diem's as in direct messages. When the world is going to shit around you and you're still on your phone.

Lame guy: Why are you on your phone during a turdstorm?
Cool guy: Lay off me I'm carpin all those diems

by Greg Dingwell October 31, 2017

thats my tv

What you say to an isajeep when he is jacking your new tv.

Thats my tv you isajeep!!!!

by M|22 January 4, 2005

Thotsauce

The vaginal secretions of a Thot you would like to have sexual relations with, but don't want anyone in the world to find out.

Damn dude did you see that stripper grind her twat in my face? I wanna get all up in that thotsauce. Is it worth it bro?

by Thotsauce June 23, 2016

thomsing

Eats chicken to look like Moskva-Marit. Smokes old gym socks. The mullet-meister.

Thomsing has a mullet.

by albert einstein February 6, 2003

thats the gas

this phrase means that someone is ting you badly...but don't use it because it's retarded.

"so did you meet anyone last night"
"no"
"that's the gas!" see what I mean.

by elisa February 29, 2004

thorstein

A guy who likes taking it up in the ass
A guy who falls in love with hairy men-
A guy who loves gay hairy bears

"That guy is a Thorstein"
"dont be a throstein"

by Wolfngang November 2, 2015

Thats What She Said

A phrase used when refering to a, hopefully, random joke

Thats what she said

by Tylerb123 October 13, 2010