A way to describe something that's really, really gay.
'Fucking' can be replaced with 'Blowing' as well.
'Fucking' can be replaced with 'Blowing' as well.
by dree October 26, 2005
Get the gayer than eight guys fucking nine guysmug. Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.
If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.
See also As cold as a witches tit
If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.
See also As cold as a witches tit
I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.
Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.
Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
Get the Colder than a penguins chuffmug. Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up
Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.
by Samoth Renkei 903 September 25, 2009
Get the She's been on more Jocks than Tube Socksmug. @vincentb9322 Your girl is fucking huge built like fucking shaq. She plays for the Knicks or the lakers or suum bro?
by BlizzyDaDemon June 20, 2021
Get the Vin Your girl is taller than you bitchmug. This can be used to define times when a guy does something that requires a great deal of nerve and skill, but he is truly lacking in skill and ends up hurt, humiliated, and/or dead. Alcohol is considered the main accelerant to this condition.
Roz looked down from the 58 foot cliff that overlooked the shallow, rock-filled lagoon. While diving to his imminent death, he knew that his balls were bigger than his brain.
by von groovy September 6, 2017
Get the his balls were bigger than his brainmug. A phrase expressing shock at a person's size. Republicans are known to suck the blood of the poor as primary sustenance. Naturally, a Republican may become quite fat when allowed to feast freely on the poor.
Look at that guy walking into Wal-Mart to buy Twinkies! He's fatter than a Republican in a tub full of poor people.
by Nick S December 5, 2004
Get the Fatter than a Republican in a Tub Full of Poor Peoplemug. by batmanhasaids August 17, 2008
Get the 3$ less than 1mug.