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de fellationibus non curat lex

A legal principle, translating from the Latin as, "the law does not concern itself with blowjobs", based on the more well known phrase, "de minimis non curat lex", which means, "the law does not concern itself with trifles." The principle holds that blowjobs aren't really sex, and therefore laws regulating sex should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to blowjobs. Although the principle of "de fellationibus non curat lex" is often credited with former U.S. President Bill Clinton's victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to participate, either as the insertive or the receptive partner, in blowjobs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.
Defense counsel: Your Honor, my client clearly cannot be charged under this statue; after all, de fellationibus non curat lex.

Judge: This court has no choice but to side with the defense. Case dismissed!
by Atemperman May 27, 2006
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non-rhythmic chanting

Very young children singing.

They have no sense of pitch or rhythm, so this is what you get.

See Kidz Bop
The karaoke at Great America was plagued by a sqaudron of little kids and their non-rhythmic chanting of already-awful pop music.
by Downvoting Victim March 1, 2011
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quad venti non-fat latte

A strong cup of coffee with lots of milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.
Customer: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"
Customer: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"
Barista: "Whatever."
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? October 1, 2008
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suck my non-existent dick

suck the dick that i, personally don't have
mom: go do chores and then make your bed!
you: suck my non-existent dick.
by lauriebear277 December 3, 2010
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Pardon My Non-French

Pardon my non-French can be said after one uses a curse word in either polite company, or not-so-polite company. For curse words such as F-Bombs, The "S" Word, and Dam spelled differently are clearly not of French origin--unless you are saying Foutre, Merde, or Zut! Then, perhaps it will be appropriate to use the more conventional, "Pardon my French".
As Suzie is walking into her mother's toenail trimmer shop, she trips and sprains her pinkie finger. "Fuck all! That fucking hurts!" Said Suzie. "Suzie!" "Pardon my Non-French", mum, but that hurt like a motherfucker!"

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In contrast . . . Charlie is perusing the classical pornography gallery, when he stumbles into a display. His trundling clumsiness results in the shattered remnants of a 16th century Faberge didlo - imported from Queen Dinara's private and controversial collection. Upon seeing the previously proud display of faux manhood in shambles, Charlie immediately exclaimed: "Merde!" When he was frowned upon by a tiny old lady wearing rain boots, he promptly corrected himself. "Pardon my French. Der'mo!"
by Jessika Lynn Stone January 8, 2011
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non-bossbitched-mofo-shit

When Someone other than your boss or other coworkers keeps piling shit on you all day .. or when everybody in the office asks you to do ther shit..
Hey Alicia.. can you send these out for me u non-bossbitched-mofo-shit?
by letni June 18, 2009
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Pick me non-binary

Mi novia Isis presume de que no le gustaba 1D cuando tenía 11 años, si no que le gustaba U2. Mi novia Isis es una pick me non-binary
by rad99 March 21, 2022
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