Taint field

When your undercarriage is hairy from lack of grooming.
Ted never trimmed his pubic region, we was well known for his taint field.
by TheRealCaptainOats February 26, 2025
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Taint tucker

A procedure to save yourself from a cougar attack...while cougar attacks you do a reach around and insert your pincher fingers into the cougars butthole and taint tuck that motherfucker.
When that cougar attacked me i reached around and gave him a taint tucker and he released his jaws.
by January 27, 2025
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taint titties

Hey everyone (points to testicles), check out my taint titties!
by Olygote December 20, 2016
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