Peach

Definition 1: A useless fruit
Definition 2: A dumb princess who gets kidnapped all the time
Definition 3: The emoji you text your girlfriend (which you most likely don't have) in order to send you nudes, but she sends you fruit

I ate a peach today
What is wrong with that princess? Screw her
My gf is so dumb, I texted her a peach and she sent me her fruit

by SpicyVibezzz May 4, 2020

Peaches

A fruit-derived euphemism used in reference to one’s tits, of which are not yet busty enough to be upgraded to being considered melons yet, usually also implying an implicit level of sweetness or tenderness. It is sometimes misunderstood as being a euphemism for one’s dumper, so the meaning is somewhat contextual as well.,

“Agh… fuck! That damn hornet just stung me right in the peaches!

“Ow… my peaches have been feeling all tender and gross. I think my testosterone levels are spiking again.”

by Asriel___LOVER May 17, 2025

peaches

a fat,bald 2527 year old. She has a crush on donald trump aka orange and thinks she’s funny but just a weirdo :)

air:is that peaches
grass:yes but next time say fat,bald 2527 year old

by Oliwia Babara October 13, 2020

peaches and waffles

When you make love anally using maple syrup as the lubricant and immediately after finishing she licks the syrup off the penis.

Last night my girl and I had peaches and waffles in bed!

by Just1once December 22, 2024

Lovely Peaches

Lovely peaches is a beautiful influencer who started her platform on instagram. Lovely peaches has been seen eating her used tampons, drinking cleaning chemicals, and much more beautiful things.
Lovely peaches is also a huge fan of Nicki Minaj.

Lovely peaches is the best

by yourmomgayyyyyyy June 23, 2021

peach eye

an especially attractive bulva

what a great peach eye

by Mr. Bawls February 8, 2024

Peach Tart

Someone who is uniquely special. Often preceded by the words 'such a' to describe the individual.

Michael Cera is such a peach tart.

by MGSwizzl3 October 9, 2016