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Matthew Hubbuck

the poop that you are unable to scrub off your butthole because it's dry
Bro I got Matthew Hubbuck on my pants. Kinda ngl.
by Moe Lesting March 28, 2022
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matthew treffers

A Matthew Treffers is a one in a million guy. He will care for you and will love you with everything his got. If you got a Matthew Treffers in your life don’t let him go you will never find one again. With his warm smile and caring heart he really is a special guy.
Is that your guy?!

Ya! It’s Matthew Treffers, he’s the best!!
by M_ichaelia85 March 21, 2019
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Matthew Cederbloom

A person you meet unexpectedly in your life that acts gay but claims to not be, even though his girlfriend claims to be a cover-up.
That man acted like a Matthew cederbloom.
by TrojanCommunity August 15, 2022
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Matthew With A Sweater

This is an neutral type of Matthew, they always wear a sweater no matter what temperature. They have an extreme liking to the feeling of cold, but does not care about heat at all. Most sweater wearing Matthews are very resilient to everything, and are very good with combat. About half of these Matthews know morse code and have hidden weapons on them everywhere they go. You should generally stay away or become A friend.
That is A Matthew with a sweater, I should stay away.
by Matthew With A Sweater January 26, 2022
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Matthew Honan

Depressed high school kid who plays lacrosse, acts, and dated a lesbian for 3 months. He has anxiety attacks often and cries his myself to sleep. He’s good at hiding his emotions and appears to be happy and cheerful all the time.
Wow, they look pretty happy. I wonder if they’re a Matthew Honan or if they’re really happy
by Depressed big boi August 23, 2018
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matthew-sphere

The atmosphere around a Matthew.
Being near a Matthew makes one aspire to become better, want more, love deeper and see farther. He encourages you without words to dream big and to take chances.

You only need a fraction of time with a Matt to feel his energy working inside of you.

The gravity with which he possesses in being a firm, solid, resolute and unwavering person, attracts others to him.
Only someone willing to orbit this amazing body that is a star, forever, can become part of his system.
But just like the moon, his magnetic field waxes and wanes, and so only the strongest of people can fluctuate beside him without having their own gravity affected; either pushing them away or pulling them even closer.
It is true that this being deserves the absolute best, but I fear it may take a lifetime for someone with an equally powerful center to find him, as he is firmly planted in his form.
His Matthew-sphere affected everyone around him.
by sundaymorningastronaut October 6, 2013
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