Adam (Aidos) Joke

Aidos Joke, a joke made by an individual that makes references that nobody understands and proceedes to be the only one who laughs at them.

Adam: Hey guys why was the sheep green? Because of all the chlorine it drank during the lab experiment of 06. (ahahahahah)

Everyone else: we don't get it Adam, is this another one of your Adam (Aidos) Jokes?

Adam: Whys nobody laughing?

by Adam Orwin September 3, 2023

you’re jokes

When someone describes something and another person says they’re what they’re describing. Also known as “you’re ____ jokes”. Usually said in a annoying mocking tone.

Person one: I hate baguettes!

Person two: you’re a baguette!

Or
Person one: Baguettes disgust me.
Person two: you disgust me!

These are 2 different examples of You’re Jokes

by LlamaloverASF March 17, 2018

yo momma jokes

A joke that disses about yo momma's fatness, stupidity, how ugly she is, etc.

Here are two yo momma jokes:

Yo mama's so old that the last time she got laid she used a dinosaur-skin condom.

Yo mama's so dirty that I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection.

by un-named August 20, 2006

Your Mom Jokes

Something people who are retarded, and don't have any comebacks and suck at life, so they respond with "ur mom"

Example of Someone Using a Your Mom Jokes: UR MOM! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

by ur MOM!OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!! March 4, 2015

Yo mama joke

a joke to tell when you're in a really trite mood and feel like laughing for no exact reason.

Example of a Yo mama joke:
Yo mama so fat, the National Weather Service names her farts and sneezes!

by I'm Practically a Werd Nord January 1, 2017

yo moma jokes

Jokes, usually bad, performed by third graders.

"Yo moma is like a bowling ball: Waxed, fingered, then thrown in the gutter"

by Teksta April 20, 2005

two toke joke

The person that bugs the crap out of you to get high, and bitches out after the second hit because their throat hurts from hacking a lung up during the first one.

Other excuses include:
-being "wayyy to hiigh already maaan!"
-not liking the taste of weed
-not feeling 'into it' anymore

They then proceed to tell other people about how much of a champ they are.

Me: Yo man i just blazed with that really cute girl that always says she wants to get high with me

You: That really hot one that's supposedly a huge pothead?

Me: Yeah!

You:DUDE! How was it!?! You guys musta blazed for hours!

Me: I wish man.... she bailed after two hits. She said she was wayy too high and had to go home. :(

You: Really? Man, you mean that girl's just a two toke joke?

Me: Straight up.

by A.J. Eitel February 8, 2009