egg hair

An egg hair is a corse egg strand found in your breakfast plate while eating hashbrowns!

Jenn was very concerned when she found a large egg hair in her breakfast.

by Doctor_dear22 May 29, 2017

Egg Sniping

A phrase pertaining to sabotage, created by demented Science Olympiad students. May also be 'dirty'.

"Hey, hey, no egg sniping!"

by Amoran November 02, 2008

Dirty egg

The action of shoving an egg up someone’s ass, while rubbing them in yolk.

chad: yo bro! I gave my boy a “dirty egg” last night.
dave: that’s disgusting.

by bigpeepeechad69 January 06, 2021

Dirty Eggs

Eggs fried in bacon fat

Do you think this diner serves Dirty Eggs?

by David Daunt June 03, 2018

Fatty Egg

La epic roast made by Po (aka Kung-fu Panda from the emoji movie)

Jeff: “Hi Gib.”
Gib: “Exit the area you Fatty egg.”

Jeff: *Is kill*

by Good boye gib March 10, 2018

Egg Numbers

Zero's all across, zip. Basically what you don't want to score on an exam, sporting event, or any other affair in which a "point" system is a factor.

Boss: So what'd we get on our customer satisfaction survey.

Secretary: Ehhhhhhh...we got egg numbers sir.

Boss: Egg numbers.....fuck me sideways.

by Lord_Phallus December 19, 2008

cock egg

When a man injects synthol into bell end

Ello mate me cock egg is massive would you like to have a rodgering.

by Mr. Cock Egg February 09, 2018