banana crackers

One who has lost their temper and starts to throw objects out of frustration
That man went banana crackers because he lost electricity and couldn't watch the football game
by gypsygirlyah December 31, 2017
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vampire cracker

Dave loves to pick off his scabs and offer them to other people as vampire crackers.
by SnowBunnyAK47 September 24, 2015
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Frosted Cracker

A Frosted Cracker is the result of playing the age old game where you and your mates circle jerk around a cracker until you all nut. Thus leaving the last one to nut to then eat the Frosted Cracker
Tony: LOL looks like rob is the last one to nut

Rob: Dang now i gotta eat the Frosted Cracker
by crackhead bible man October 26, 2022
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Magical Cracker

The respective counterpoint to the Magical Negro. A white character in TV or Film Media that solves all the problems of the people around them, using an unreasonably broad range of suspiciously advanced skills or just straight up magic. They are usually female, guardian-type characters with kind demeanours whom also present the constant low-level threat they might put you inside their handbag-porthole if you cross them - never to be seen again.
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Colorado Cracker

When you just finished off a bag of a saltine cracker and you got crumbs on your hands and proceed to finger your girl.
I just finished off the bag and she was horny so I gave her a Colorado cracker
by MaZZ_hubb July 10, 2017
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graham cracker

A closeted republican politician working to suppress gay rights or sexual freedom in the name of "family values".
A gigolo just outed that conservative senator from South Carolina. You know, I always suspected he was a graham cracker.
by ButtersB February 19, 2022
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Graham cracker

When a white and black person fall in love they’ll make a graham cracker kid
by Lilnuggetky September 28, 2019
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