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blind freeze

spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.

You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.
blind freeze
won't do it again
did it again
by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016
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Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy
*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"
by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022
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A blind tool bag

Damn that brett guy is a blind tool bag
by Kam1098 June 5, 2017
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Blind awake

Your girlfriend or wife is sleeping and hasn't put out for days and your nut butter is dripping from the tip so you beat it li,e it owes you money a and blow your man milk in her face and cover her eyes while she sleeps and when she wakes up she can't open her eyes cause the gym has dryed
I fixed the wife up good I made sure I gave her a good blind awake so when she woke up walked right I to a wall.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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blind lover

Someone in a relationship who can't tell what the other is feeling when it is obvious.
Wow, Laura... How could you be such a blind lover?
by Savage309 February 27, 2017
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Pulling down the blinds

Being rude or dissing someone or something.

Has the same meaning as "Throwing Shade"
She was pulling down the blinds yesterday
by You Know Im Always Right April 28, 2016
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Blind Bell

An action that involves two individuals, the "thirsty Hunchback" and the "Bell".

The Hunchback carries a large bottle and a glass with the liquid. Water works, but other liquids are also allowed. The Hunchback approaches the Bell (preferably a penis bearer).

When the trap snaps, the Hunchback splashes the liquid into the Bell's eyes and rings their "bells" by smashing their balls with the bottle from below.
"I thought she was just having a drink when she blind belled me..."
by baringo giraffe August 24, 2023
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