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Taint

The small patch of skin between your ass and your balls. It’s your “taint”! Tis not your ass, it’s not your balls, it’s your “taint”
To put a man on his ass you kick him in his “taint”. His eyes will widen and his lips will look like “oh shit” Tickle his fancy, tickle his “taint” A new fragrance for men by Calvin Klein called “taint” 🙊
by Bomb-Shelly August 4, 2021
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Taint Rocket

When the dick pops out during sex and goes right into the taint
Ow I’m still sore from getting Taint Rocketed last night
by Fatshotgunner August 2, 2020
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Tainted Art

When normal SFW internet art shows similarities that come from artists who mainly do porn or otherwise NSFW art. Via the: art style, presentation, platform/website it was posted on, or the character’s proportions and facial expressions.

The word “Tainted” figuratively means *”Something that has been damaged or spoiled by its reputation, morality, or integrity”*, which in this case refers to the normal art having very subtle signs that stem from the artist’s works on NSFW art.
Person 1: “Bro, something about this drawing feels… off to me, but I don’t know why.”

Person 2: “Yeah me neither, this is definitely some sort of tainted art though, check his account.”
by Teamorson May 4, 2025
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Taint smeller

When someone's smells someone's taint
Ewwww. Did you hear when jax smelled Aaron's taint. I heard he liked it to. Jax is such a taint smeller that likes cock rubbed in his taint.
by Tylermcnabb February 12, 2015
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Nose taint

The small area between the nostrils
He licked the bottom of my nose between the nostrils. It was weird having my nose taint licked!
by Capt Hook is the best! June 29, 2025
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goochie taint

A round brown crust build up on the corners of your butt hole sometimes called the ass cheese
by Gang yeet August 20, 2017
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Prehensile Taint Tail

The Prehensile Taint Tail most commonly references the mysteries medical mutation in which a humanoid species has a powerful and versatile third appendage protruding from center of one taint which is medically decribed as a Gouch The only known example of this mutation belongs to the Intergender Intergalactic Full-Frontal Professional Wrestling Alliance.
"BY THE NAME OF OUR MOST IMPERIAL GALACTIC GRAND EMPEROR Sir West of Kanye is that homeless dude in the smelly bathrobes' DANGLY WANGLY a flipping and a flopping all over that Reptialian Guards' third eye?"

No silly goose! That's his Prehensile Taint Tail!
by Jonathan Q. Tork November 2, 2025
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