Hoho Meat

The substance found in the clogged arteries of the big fat fatty that just dropped dead of a heart attack.

Doctor, what was the cause of death?

It was a heart attack due to Fatty McFatfat's arteries being clogged with hoho meat.

by lowdogman July 28, 2011

meat slit

A vagina.

"Let me see your meat slit."

by medusadetected August 26, 2023

THE Meat Party

An annual fantasy football auction draft typically held in Pelham, AL since circa 2012 where smoked meats abound, and the beer & peach shine overflow. This event is more commonly known as THE Summitt, and is organized by a ginger of the democratic persuasion. The very best ribs and smoked meats are had by all in attendance. Artisan salsas and Peleton races are also quite commonplace at THE Meat Party. Sponsored by THE Mike & Deck Show, attendees of this event are generally avid supporters of Kelly Kapowski.

Who brings a protein bar to THE Meat Party?

by Thump Thump Thump December 17, 2021

Meat dungeon

A dirty, nasty vagina.

I marinated my tube steak in her meat dungeon last night, it was terrible.

by Johno Salazar March 23, 2016

Meat boge

One United States dollar

Hey can I buy some reef? I've got twenty meat boges.

by RustyJim420 May 23, 2018

Meat Barrel

Another way to describe a fleshlight or someone who is a quadruple amputee and does porn.

Man thanks for letting me use your meat barrel.
You ever watch some of that meat barrel porn?

by Zimzalabim June 19, 2019

meat collar

excessive fatty flesh at the jowl

Bobby Bacala . . . in better shape, sure, but he never lost the meat collar.

by Edgar J. July 18, 2007