Über Jizz

An ejaculation of 100% perfect seed, of German origin, that shines silver when reached by pure sunlight.

I used my Über Jizz to earn myself a million bucks at the Cum Bank!

by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009

jizz monkey

A endangered south American primate that only cums out at night to jizz on the local villagers feet while they sleep an molest there live stock.

Aw damn paco! Jizz monkey got your feet again.

by Luigigreen nuts April 28, 2017

Jizz Wizard

Where Harry Potter is the master of jizzing

Old Guy: your a jizz wizard, Harry
Harry: What! *squirts*

by Thisbruh69 May 21, 2016

jizz bag

1. Bag full of jizz. 2. Somebody full of jizz. 3. Scrotum.

You could say that Rod Stewart's stomach was a jizz bag when he had to to get it pumped after one of those nights.

by bradscsi July 6, 2004

Jizz Jar

Black people fill jar up with jizz and sell to unexpecting white folk labeled "mayonaise

Miracle Whip is actually Jizz Jar

by Natorious Fat June 19, 2009

new jizz

the new hot load. fresh. the new hot load. not that old stanky shit. this is that new jizz. fresh out the peep hole

wiz verses. new shit. new jizz

by BRAIN CELL UNIVERSE December 8, 2010

Jizz Ball

A ball of jizz. It is also known as a wordcum ball or a wordsemen ball.
Homosexuals like to put them in their drinks and mouths, and so do chicks, but not lesbians. Lesbians would much rather lick a hairy cunt, just like I would, except, without the hair. God damn lesbians.

Dude, you got a jizz ball in my hair!

by Big and Sexy Pete July 30, 2003