A rigorouros and depesarte act of scavenging used cigarettes off the floor of the streets. It is mainly done by desperate minors with no connections to buy tobbaco and people from Romania. People who do this activty drag thier friends into doing this while risking the humiliation. It is a very nasty task and you will eventually get gharnarhea in the mouth.
by Brendan Oniell October 11, 2012

A few unhappy endings that an audience wouldn't like that would turn Good Will Hunting from a comedy to something else are Matt Damon doesn't go to California to look for the girl, she cries inconsolable for a short while, then marries another guy, while Matt Damon stays in Boston going to Little League games long enough for Ben Affleck to follow through on his promise of killing him (a fact and not a threat in his words). Ben Affleck would think he was doing the world a favor, kind of like the Of Mice and Men story, and puts a bullet in the back of his head down by the river, dropping his body to the bottom. Another possibility Robin Williams provided was for Matt Damon to become another unabomber, perhaps he puts a bomb in the mailbox for Skylar's husband to open, but instead of him being the one to check the mail that day, Skylar is disfigured forever or killed by the bomb when she opens the mailbox, and Matt Damon has to live with that for the rest of his life. There's more possibilities than just those two that nobody explored.
An alternate Good Will Hunting ending would have been more interesting than the one the audience got.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021

Lipe: hey its 6am good time for jaggon hunting.
Albert: Shit yea get the guns.
Erkie: Holy shit thats a big jaggon!
Albert: Shit yea get the guns.
Erkie: Holy shit thats a big jaggon!
by Albie Pittman December 10, 2011

When you take a woman into the woods and search for the perfect tree stump to bend her over on and proceed to pour the cob to her!!!
by LillDaryl April 28, 2022

He’s a big brain human who snipes people out of clock towers and he catches you sleeping on the floor. He is usually bald and will always touch your bum.
by Your nan sucked me off November 13, 2020

a poo bum
by yayayayayyay December 14, 2021

The bros roll out in a large pickup truck, beers in hand, on a search for pedophiles. Once caught, the bros abduct the pedophile and drive him to the distant woods. Once there, they make a sagittal incision on the pedophile's taint, and brutally extract his ejaculatory duct. The bros then abandon the pedophile in the woods, and return to one of their homes, where the pedophile's ducts are finely puréed and used as the base of a high-protein duct stew. The stew is then dehydrated, powdered, and shipped to various charities combating world hunger.
"Hey Gunner! You still good for hittin' the fishin' hole this weekend?"
"Not this weekend brother. The bros and I are going duct hunting. We're gonna make a real change in this world."
"Not this weekend brother. The bros and I are going duct hunting. We're gonna make a real change in this world."
by dave moon February 13, 2025
